1. Sleep with as many able bodied women over the age of eighteen that will have you.
2. Be married but resent your wife everyday as she tells you you need to make more money.
3. Post on Facebook how happy your life is even though it's miserable and you hate it
4. Buy a 250000 house because that's what the lender allows you to buy, even though it's gonna take 30 years to pay for it and you will be dead by year 25.
5. Talk about passive income but never get it. Also talk about financial freedom and how you will one day get there even though you won't.
6. Masturbate at least once a day otherwise your health will fail.
7. Seek positions of power within an organization because doing so will result in a higher likelihood of a woman wanting to do the reproduction dance with you.
8. Buy a truck that cost 80000 to show your disapproval for those damn leftists and make up for the fact that you are not actually tough.
9. Have or work in a pool business for some reason.
10. Never show any underlying sensitivity to anything and never cry.
11. Display logic and reason and allow your wife to control you anyways.
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